darel shanyce. 19. TX.
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
That child’s vocabulary👌
That’s my son
Had a dance battle with myself at work to show my Russian co worker how we do it here in the USA
aw this was a positive experience
i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go
This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.
what song is this tho
every time I see this it gets reblogged
this is so fucking cute and i reblog it every time sdfjsdfsd
virgo season is upon us
*the gates of Heaven open and light pours through the clouds*
what is white culture
clapping after an airplane lands
😂😂😂 I be like sit y’all asses down
I just want to pour my soul out on someone and not have to worry about the mess I’ve made."