He is lucky. Homegirl would’ve busted his ass.
Because Bran slayssss
Brandy been bae since I was toddler ,
Remember when Brandy killed someone then got away with it.
Anonymous asked: I'm married and I'm messing with a married man. A few days ago he told me he has caught feelings. I did fall in love with him but I can't bring myself to tell him in fear that he may be playing with my emotions. We've been messing around for almost three years, is it possible he is telling the truth?
It’s possible. But you shouldn’t get a divorce because you caught feelings for the person you’re cheating with. Here’s why:
This analogy may seem weird at first, but humor me for a second.
You know how children always love their aunts and uncles? Aunts and uncles are fun because they buy you stuff, they’re always happy to see you. They’re not always on your case about shit like your parents.
Aunts and Uncles are fun because they only have to see you when they want to. They don’t have to deal with you 24hrs a day, feed you, clothe you, discipline you, make you do homework. They aren’t your parents so they don’t have the responsibility of the dirty work. That’s why they seem so great.
This nigga you’re cheating with is an “uncle”.
He’s not tasked with the dirty work. Managing bills with you, running a home with you. Smelling your period farts when its that time of the month. Seeing you looking busted when you take that sew in out and don’t have any makeup on.
Your husband deals with that shit on the daily. Your husband represents real life and the not-so-fun things that come with it. That’s why the side nigga seems so great. Your side nigga is a vacation from the responsibilities in your real life.
I’m not telling you not to cheat. I’m just telling you not to throw away your marriage for greener pastures. Because if you do… your side nigga won’t be the “uncle” anymore… Things won’t be so great. And you might regret your decision.
This nigga really broke it down
He broke that shit down so that it can forever and consistently be BROKE!
im sorry i never laughed sooooooooooooo hard.
my nigga ’ period farts ’ ? LEAVE.
Period farts? Farts have categories?
Great analogy though.
WAIT A MIN
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
What I’m trying to say is…I’ve loved you since I was 11, the shit won’t go away
will always be my favorite movie
KOD last night 👯
KOD has the best strippers in the nation fuck what you heard
Now I understand.. the fascination .
I need to go
got damn athlete
If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead